This week, I've learned numerous things from my children. Here's a short list of the most important ones:
1) No matter how tired or sick you are, your children don't care.
2) Waking up to a child staring at you at 5:30 in the morning is not only infuriating, it's really creepy too.
3) The dumbest things can scare the crap out of your child. They can go all through Halloween without getting scared once, but a stink bug makes them scream bloody murder.
4) Baby gates are not made to keep a two year-old contained.
5) Children do not care what time it is. If they think it's time to wake up, it's time to wake up.
6) If a "timeout" is supposed to last four minutes, your child will behave for exactly three minutes and thirty seconds.
7) Boys think throwing sticks across the road at 7:30 in the morning is funny.
8) Coffee is no match for a child's energy at 6:30 AM.
9) Toilet paper can be a really fun toy, that is until Mommy finds you out.
10) No matter how good or bad your day has been, nothings compares to the calm and solace of knowing both of your children are asleep.
Remember parents, never stop learning.
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