Pearls of Wisdom

A first grade teacher had given her class a list of partially completed proverbs and asked them to fill in the missing parts. It's truly amazing what some kids will come up with in a pinch...

• Better to be safe than punch a 5th grader.
• Strike while the bug is close.
• It's always darkest before Daylight Savings Time.
• Never underestimate the power of termites.
• You can lead a horse to water, but how?
• Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.
• A miss is as good as a Mr.
• You can't teach an old dog new math.
• If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
• The pen is mightier than the pigs.
• An idle mind is the best way to relax.
• Where there's smoke, there's pollution.
• Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
• A penny saved is not much.
• Two's company, three's the musketeers.
• None are so blind as Stevie Wonder.
• You get out of something what you see pictured on the box.
•  Better late than pregnant.

Have a great weekend!!